Momservation: I’m not backtracking. I’m collecting clips for the highlight reel.
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Momservation: No mother has a child to spare.
Momservation: I’ll double check the Urban Dictionary, but I’m pretty sure “No” still means “No.”
Momservation: The high stakes challenges of the teenage years makes a mother crave the days of guarding against sharp corners, uncovered outlets, and play dates with biters.
Momservation: 1980’s teen girl: Give me big hair and AquaNet or give me death. Millennium teen girl: Give me my smartphone or give me death.
Momservation:Mom created meals, and clean clothes, and activities for the kids, and a safe nurturing environment. On the sixth day she created the seven hour five day-a-week school year. And on the seventh day she finally rested.
Momservation: Can I just give a pound of flesh instead of a pound of paperwork for my kid’s school schedule?
The Punch Line
Scream Park Pavilion
Harley Davidson of Sacramento
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