Momservation: I’ll double check the Urban Dictionary, but I’m pretty sure “No” still means “No.”
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Momservation: The high stakes challenges of the teenage years makes a mother crave the days of guarding against sharp corners, uncovered outlets, and play dates with biters.
Momservation: 1980’s teen girl: Give me big hair and AquaNet or give me death. Millennium teen girl: Give me my smartphone or give me death.
Momservation:Mom created meals, and clean clothes, and activities for the kids, and a safe nurturing environment. On the sixth day she created the seven hour five day-a-week school year. And on the seventh day she finally rested.
Momservation: Can I just give a pound of flesh instead of a pound of paperwork for my kid’s school schedule?
Momservation: “The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.” ~Marcel Proust
Momservation: Sometimes you have to toot your own horn to strike up the band.
Did you hear I won?! Did ya? Did ya?
Punchline Comedy Club - Sacramento
Harley-Davidson of Sacramento
News10, 400 Broadway, Sacramento, CA 95818-2098
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