Momservation: The harder someone tries to prove they’re grown up, the more infantile they look.
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It is the performance heard around the social media world. It lit up Twitter, setting a new record for tweets per minute. It has caused a social media storm that has the Parents Television Council urging us to grab our children and run for cover from the filth and debauchery the MTV Video Music Awards continues to rain upon us. And the Urban Dictionary is likely to crash due to adults over 30 rushing to look up “twerking.”
Miley Cyrus you have arrived.
Your parents must be so proud.
Your fiancé has to be thrilled that he scooped you up when he did.
Your friends must be giddy by association.
Your publicist so grateful for all that you’ve done…
…to ruin everything you’ve done to be taken seriously as an artist and be accepted as a quality human being...