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Let's Go Fishing for Compliments

Let's Go Fishing for Compliments

Momservation: You can’t spell “selfie” without narcissism.

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I think this generation of youth should be dubbed “The Trawling Generation.” Seriously. In the history of time there has never been such a mass rush of youth eager to take up the profession of fishing.

Winning the Genetic Lottery

Winning the Genetic Lottery

Momservation: If you or your husband’s teeth looked like a bag of fries when you were kids—forget saving for college and start saving for braces.

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I was trying to keep this on the down-low because I didn’t want to rub it in anyone’s faces…but I just can’t contain my good fortune and thrill any longer. So here it is:

Eight Rules for Dating my Teenage Son

Eight Rules for Dating my Teenage Son

Momservation: He may tower over me, call me Mom in the voice of Darth Vader, and have limbs of muscle and hair, but all these mother’s eyes can see is a baby boy.

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Sliding in Under the Wire

Sliding in Under the Wire

Momservation: It’s never too late to water-down your expectations for yourself.

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...I’m going to spend the last day of 2013 doing those things I had meant to do but never got around to—I’m going to slide in under the wire before time expires so I can yell, “Yes! I did it!” instead of “Aww, hell. Not again.”

A Mother's Fears and Blessings this Christmas

A Mother's Fears and Blessings this Christmas

Momservation: I’m squarely in the “Creepy” column on my feelings for Elf on the Shelf.

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So here’s a sad observation:

Pinterest Christmas with the Kids

Pinterest Christmas with the Kids

Momservation: Christmas should be the number one reason people have kids.

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Facebook Million Likes Challenge

Facebook Million Likes Challenge

Momservation: It’s not bribery—it’s reward based encouragement.

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Apparently, I’ve been going about this all wrong.