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Lethal Weapon in Our Children's Hands

Lethal Weapon in Our Children's Hands

Momservation: If you wouldn’t have the courage to say what you’re about to post to someone’s face, then that should be a clue not to do it.

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I have a love/hate relationship with many things:

    A Retraction and Reaction to Rubber Band Bracelets

    A Retraction and Reaction to Rubber Band Bracelets

    Momservations: If you make them use their own money to buy the latest fad, are you still an enabler?

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    Who Wants to Ride Shotgun?

    Who Wants to Ride Shotgun?

    Momservation: If you aren’t able to entertain yourself then maybe someone doesn’t like their own company.

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    So I didn’t make Forbes list of 

    Oh No You Di-int Judge My Parenting

    Oh No You Di-int Judge My Parenting

    Momservation: If I’m not going to win Mother of the Year, I hope there’s at least a good consolation prize.

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    Food52's Back to School Basics: a How-to Guide to Lunchbox Success

    Food52's Back to School Basics: a How-to Guide to Lunchbox Success

    The Editors at Food52.com

    Summer is ending and it’s time to get back into your school-year routine. But there’s no need for lunches to be routine! Get inventive, make things from scratch, use what you have on hand, and, last but not least, don’t forget the handwritten napkin note!

    Here are five tips for making a better packed lunch.

    1. Sandwiches don’t have to be PB&J.

    Photo by Karen Mordechai

    Recipe: Chicken Salad with Cornichons and Radishes... Read More

    Miley Cyrus' VMA Acceptance Speech

    Momservation: The harder someone tries to prove they’re grown up, the more infantile they look.

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    It is the performance heard around the social media world. It lit up Twitter, setting a new record for tweets per minute. It has caused a social media storm that has the Parents Television Council urging us to grab our children and run for cover from the filth and debauchery the MTV Video Music Awards continues to rain upon us. And the Urban Dictionary is likely to crash due to adults over 30 rushing to look up “twerking.”

    Miley Cyrus you have arrived.

    Your parents must be so proud.

    Your fiancé has to be thrilled that he scooped you up when he did.

    Your friends must be giddy by association.

    Your publicist so grateful for all that you’ve done…

    …to ruin everything you’ve done to be taken seriously as an artist and be accepted as a quality human being...

    But Wait! There's More!

    But Wait! There's More!

    Momservation: One of these years I’m going to boycott emergency cards and just tell my kid: “Don’t get hurt.”

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    Why does going back to school require so much paperwork?

    I think I might just hate filli