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A Retraction and Reaction to Rubber Band Bracelets

A Retraction and Reaction to Rubber Band Bracelets

Momservations: If you make them use their own money to buy the latest fad, are you still an enabler?

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Who Wants to Ride Shotgun?

Who Wants to Ride Shotgun?

Momservation: If you aren’t able to entertain yourself then maybe someone doesn’t like their own company.

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So I didn’t make Forbes list of 

Oh No You Di-int Judge My Parenting

Oh No You Di-int Judge My Parenting

Momservation: If I’m not going to win Mother of the Year, I hope there’s at least a good consolation prize.

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Miley Cyrus' VMA Acceptance Speech

Momservation: The harder someone tries to prove they’re grown up, the more infantile they look.

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It is the performance heard around the social media world. It lit up Twitter, setting a new record for tweets per minute. It has caused a social media storm that has the Parents Television Council urging us to grab our children and run for cover from the filth and debauchery the MTV Video Music Awards continues to rain upon us. And the Urban Dictionary is likely to crash due to adults over 30 rushing to look up “twerking.”

Miley Cyrus you have arrived.

Your parents must be so proud.

Your fiancé has to be thrilled that he scooped you up when he did.

Your friends must be giddy by association.

Your publicist so grateful for all that you’ve done…

…to ruin everything you’ve done to be taken seriously as an artist and be accepted as a quality human being...

But Wait! There's More!

But Wait! There's More!

Momservation: One of these years I’m going to boycott emergency cards and just tell my kid: “Don’t get hurt.”

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Why does going back to school require so much paperwork?

I think I might just hate filli

Going at Life with Eyes Wide Open

Going at Life with Eyes Wide Open

Momservation: Summer coming to an end is like getting water up your nose after the perfect cannon ball.

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OMG! This was, like, the BEST summer EVERRRRR!

Okay, sorry about that.

Floaties in an Ocean of Grief

Floaties in an Ocean of Grief

Momservation: No one has a child to spare.

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I really wanted to be business as usual today: whine about the trials of parenting, share a funny anecdote, throw together a tips list, and in the process do some light Kardashian bashing.